{"product_id":"simkah-callan-bustier-jacquard-white-dress-copy","title":"Simkhai Callan Bustier Jacquard White Dress","description":"\u003cp\u003eoriginally $995\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSimkhai “Callan” Bustier Jacquard Dress – White (Size 10)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis dress is actually sickening—in the best, most iconic way. Like fully snatched, borderline offensive how good it is. The corset? The mini? The detachable lace moment?? Pick your personality and ruin someone’s day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigner: Simkhai\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStyle: Callan Bustier Dress\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eColor: White\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize 10\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBoned corset bodice (holds you IN—no questions asked)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStructured jacquard fabric with subtle texture\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMini dress base = legs for days\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetachable sheer lace skirt for full drama\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTwo looks in one: sweet bride energy or unwell hot girl\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFully lined, not flimsy, feels expensive (because it is)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eFabric:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSelf 1: 67% viscose \/ 33% cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSelf 2 + Lining: 100% polyester\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eModel (Jess): 5’6, size 29 denim, wearing size 10\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTranslation: You don’t buy this because you need a white dress. You buy it because nothing else is going to hit like this.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SIMKAH","offers":[{"title":"10","offer_id":53373560455473,"sku":"maryvirginia","price":550.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/7506\/7441\/files\/9361B09A-2D65-4190-9ACC-56BC26F8EEF1.jpg?v=1774566393","url":"https:\/\/iwouldneverclub.com\/products\/simkah-callan-bustier-jacquard-white-dress-copy","provider":"I Would Never","version":"1.0","type":"link"}