Hot pink sequin romper

This Generation Love romper is basically what happens when a disco ball and a Bratz doll have a love child. Sequins louder than your ex’s excuses, a neckline that says I’m not shy, I’m strategic, and shorts short enough to get you free drinks but long enough to keep grandma guessing.

*final sale*

Fabric: 100% polyester because obviously she’s fake, but she looks damn good.

Fit: XS — translation: if you can zip it, you earned it.

Care: Dry clean only. If you throw her in the wash, that’s between you, your conscience, and your landlord’s plumbing.

Warning: May cause whiplash (for everyone else).